I will say life is good.  A king-sized bed which we occasionally allow our human to sleep on, outdoor access as we please, premium dog food - we can’t complain.  But why should we be content?  With a resume that includes appearances on America’s Funniest Home Videos, over five million views on YouTube, and features on multiple blogs and websites, we think bottled water and filet mignon should not be out of the question!

We will continue to honor the current contract with our human.  In fact our agent is currently negotiating our next contract with greater incentives and increased compensation.